Professor Scrubbington's Magically Foaming Hair & Body Wash
Exploring the vast expanse of Borneo’s majestic Niah Cave, I observed the domiciles of the Black-Nest Swiftlet, ingeniously fastened to the ceiling by foamy spit. Foam, I concluded, lingers longer on the palm than slippery gel. Thus was conceived my magically foaming hair and body wash. A firm squeeze dispenses a generous burst of natural, moisturising foam that reaches its grimy target rather than the plughole.
Here at Professor P. Scrubbington's Emporium of Clean we specialise in creating personal care products specifically tailored to meet the needs of young people who want to take charge of their own ablutions (otherwise known as washing your bits). Careful study of the habits and hurdles involved has led me to devise the ultimate in soapy solutions: foams that stay on your hands and are easy to apply; dispensers that you can squeeze with one hand; natural ingredients that are effective and kind to your skin and the planet; fresh fragrances in place of the usual sugary scents.